Hyperemesis Gravidarum: LATE Night Rant
I AM ONE ANGRY, ANNOYED, TIRED, AND SICK PREGNANT GIRL!
WHY, WHY, WHYYYYYYYY do people feel the need to comment on my pregnancy.
- If you see me at the supermarket, DO NOT FOR ONE SPLIT SECOND COMMENT ON WHAT’S IN MY CART! Unless you plan to pay for it: WALK AWAY, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. “Oh Gatorade isn’t healthy for you.” Okay Doc, but it’s FOR MY HUSBAND YOU JUDGMENTAL PIECE OF POOP. With HG, I eat and drink WHATEVER decides to stay down. SORRY, I choose ANYTHING and EVERYTHING over being dehydrated and malnourished.
- If you’re going to ask me how far along I am, please stop! I’m OVER the “Omg, is there something wrong with your baby, you ARE SO SMALL.” Well after losing 30 pounds in the first trimester and just reaching my pre-pregnancy weight, I’d say baby and I are doing pretty damn well. Leave your insensitive comments and facial expressions to yourself. BUMPS COMES IN ALL DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.
FACT: You are most likely NOT a medical professional, NOT my personal doctor, and have NO CLUE as to what I have been through to make it as far as I am in this pregnancy.
If you haven’t done so already, please check out my previous post:Hyperemesis Gravidarum: What You Shouldn’t Say
If you’re seeing me from this point forward, consider this a warning.
I will continue to edit this post but PLEASE comment below with what comments have pissed you off the most.